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6年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

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6年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

  6年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)一:

6年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

  A judge asked our group of potentialjurors(陪審員) whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand."I can't hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge."Can you hear out of your right ear?" the judge asked. The man nodded his head."You'll be allowed to serve on the jury," the judge declared. "We only listen to one side of the case at a time."

  6年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)二:

  It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

  "Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

  "That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

  "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

  6年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)三:

  The British RAF base where I was stationed as part of a contingent of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. After a rash of minor vehicle pedestrian accidents, the USAF commander decided to reduce the speed limit to three m.p.h.

  Shortly after the new limit was posted, an MP sergeant issued a speeding citation to a jeep driver for going five m.p.h. I was curious to know how the MP had determined the jeep's speed so exactly. "I was jogging to get to the PX before it closed," he explained, "and as I passed the jeep, I noticed that the speedometer read five m.p.h."

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